I had relied upon the weather forecast, which on Monday the nineteenth, had foretold of sunshine this morning (I can't turn up for my passport snaps weather beaten and wet) unfortunately the current weather, rain and drizzle, doesn't tally with the state of the art er, art of weather prediction...you will meet a handsome yellow sun shining in the sky...
To make matters worse the umbrella which I bought for a fiver, from the big M, you probably know which supermarket I'm talking about, (I don't like to plug big business) lasted but two rainy windswept days, now it looks like a, like a, like a friggin broken-on state benefits-'brella. Stingy me, myself and I can't be bothered to waste yet another pound or five on another umbrella from the same outfit (or any other small or big outlet - yes I know you get what you pay for, I just don't want to pay more!) that sells the brolly, good for them, you always have to come back for more - well big rip off business be damned - you don't have to go back to the store to buy a stupid umbrella that will last you one to three moderately rainy outings, just buy a mack, with a girt big hood instead!
Blandford Buzz says "Play this pretty cool track about rain wear, rain wear? well that's a bit of a stretch and definitely a play on words but if you click the play button, you'll know what I mean, anyway it's time for me to buzz off...."