THE BLANDFORD BUZZ IS FOR SALE!

I no longer live in Blandford Forum, so because the Blandford Buzz deserves to be kept alive and thrive I have decided to sell it. Once a sale has been agreed, I will update the template so it's responsive!

All interested parties please make me an offer and contact me at

blandfordbuzz@gmail.com or

sjmark1111@gmail.com 
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Wednesday, 21 November 2012

Rainy Days On Passport Photo Day Always Gets Me Down...

I was hoping to walk to Blandford town centre to get some passport photo's taken today at the photo shop because lets face it {no pun intended) even if it costs a few quid more, it's certainly worth it, as photography shops know what they're doing and if I decide to cut costs, I'll probably mess up my photo. If I opt to have my passport pics taken at a self service photo booth, I will have to grapple with such thoughts as is my head height low enough, have I got this right, my heart would probably pound at the prospect of wasting the five pound coins (it may be higher or lower) that I'd put through the booth machine payment slot. 

I had relied upon the weather forecast, which on Monday the nineteenth, had foretold of sunshine this morning (I can't turn up for my passport snaps weather beaten and wet) unfortunately the current weather, rain and drizzle, doesn't tally with the state of the art er, art of weather prediction...you will meet a handsome yellow sun shining in the sky... 

To make matters worse the umbrella which I bought for a fiver, from the big M, you probably know which supermarket I'm talking about, (I don't like to plug big business) lasted but two rainy windswept days, now it looks like a, like a, like a friggin broken-on state benefits-'brella. Stingy me, myself and I can't be bothered to waste yet another pound or five on another umbrella from the same outfit (or any other small or big outlet - yes I know you get what you pay for, I just don't want to pay more!) that sells the brolly, good for them, you always have to come back for more - well big rip off business be damned - you don't have to go back to the store to buy a stupid umbrella that will last you one to three moderately rainy outings, just buy a mack, with a girt big hood instead!


Blandford Buzz says "Play this pretty cool track about rain wear, rain wear? well that's a bit of a stretch and definitely a play on words but if you click the play button, you'll know what I mean, anyway it's time for me to buzz off...."