Me & The Chocolate Factory

OK, I'm taking a bit of poetic licence here, it's not so much a chocolate factory as it is a chocolate warehouse but anyway here's how to get an interview to get a job at a chocolate warehouse and hence once employed at said establishment eat as many chocolates as you like, with in reason...

1 The Road Where I Live

In The Town That I Lve

In The County That I Live

My Postcode

Mobile: 01234 567891

Email: memyselfandi@oneself

Monday 22nd July 2013

Dear Chocolate Warehouse Lady

Please consider me for the position/s of either packing room staff or dispatch packing staff, as advertised in the Local Jobs Magazine (July 19th 2013 page 999).

I have always desired to work in a chocolate factory type of setting, so packing chocolates in a warehouse is the next best thing, Charlie move over! and if I'm lucky enough to be given a job at the House of Yum Yum, I do solemnly swear, for the whole duration of my employment, to only pop one delicious, yummy scrummy, mouth watering, tantalising, morish, delectable piece of chocolate in my mouth!

Kind regards from the ultimate chocolate lover

Me Myself & I

http://www.blandfordbuzz.co.uk/2013/08/if-chocolate-be-ur-best-luved-food-then.html