My friend and I were walking towards the Blandford Crown Meadows, as we had decided to take a stroll in this green and pleasant pasture, so we walked past a few new build houses, turned left so that we were walking past the back gardens of the said properties because the Crown Meadows was clearly in view from this vantage point.
As we were working out how we would "overcome the wire fencing" a man came towards us from his house to the rear of his garden and strictly, rudely and in a dictatorial fashion made it clear to us that the land behind the houses, including his, was not to be trespassed as it was private land, he stated that there was a private area sign, my friend who really is a gentleman hastily apologised with artful diplomacy, though I didn't say anything to this particular man. Our anticipated wander on the meadows was substituted for a walk down to Blandfords blue bridge, oh well at least that's not a private area...
Blandford Buzz says "No Run DMC Walk This Way that day then, just Run Away In Your DM Boots and Don't Walk This Way..."