The blog article below is about a court matter, so I thought that today's joke ought to be a continuation of the same subject, oh and I didn't forget to post a joke yesterday, it's just that I thought Nikki Graham is as humorous as any joke - meant in the nicest way !
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn’t true. “I'm as sober as you are, your honor,” the man claimed. The judge replied, “Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days".
Judge: “Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand pounds?”
Defendant: “Yes, it’s true”
Judge: “Then, why don’t you just pay him back?”
Defendant: “Because it wouldn’t be true anymore”
